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0 “If You Ain’t Gonna Tap It” at Trailer Trash Talent Revue

  • March 15, 2016
  • by dirtycurls
  • · Courtney McClean · Live Performance · Videos

Enjoy, McCleaniacs!

 

 

Fifty-one years: this. has. been. my. bar. stool.

Seen laughter & tears, through summers and school

Cocaine after parties since before it was cool;

Bedded every bartender, but … I ain’t no fool.

 

Now you know I’ve been coming every day this year.

I’ve sat here and scoped you out – you’re my kind o’ queer.

But you said no, you didn’t wanna see my bedroom ceiling mirror.

So lemme rephrase the question in case I wasn’t clear.

Listen closely to mama; I ain’t talking bout beer…

 

If you ain’t gonna tap it, I’ll take it in the can

Sooner, not later, is when I get my man

Take your quickie smoke break, then let’s do it in your van.

If you ain’t gonna tap it, I’ll take it in the can.

                

Seventy-two years…. on Earth ain’t bad                                                 

I don’t shave much of anything, don’t got no six-pack abs

But I ain’t birthed no chillens, so my hoo ha’s pretty rad

And Menopause was years ago; You ain’t gonna be no dad!

 

Sure, you’re a young stud, pick any babe you want.

That redhead at the end’s got some ta-tas to flaunt

But you ain’t the first young tender thing I’ve tempted at this haunt.

And you won’t be the last, so can’t I please get on’t?

 

If you ain’t gonna tap it, I’ll take it in the can

Sooner, not later, is when I get my man

Take your quickie smoke break, then let’s do it in your van.         

If you ain’t gonna tap it,                       

If you ain’t gonna tap it,

If you ain’t gonna tap it…. I’ll take it in the can.

 

1 March 24 at Flapper’s Comedy Club!

  • March 7, 2016
  • by dirtycurls
  • · Courtney McClean · Live Performance · Upcoming Shows

I am so excited to be the feature musical act on another Wo+Men 4 Applause show at Flapper’s and this time, opening for a gal pal of mine, the amazing Andy Erickson! Wheeeeee!!!  Come on out (I’ll have a discount code for tickets soon, but if you can’t wait – because it might sell out – go here to get them NOW!)

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Also, do check out the sidebar for other upcoming shows, as per always.

0 Live performance of new song! “One Week”

  • March 3, 2016
  • by dirtycurls
  • · Courtney McClean · Live Performance · Videos

As recorded at the Trailer Trash Talent Revue by Andrew Melby!  Enjoy.

 

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